October 31, 2009

Street Gangs in Helena, Montana

Its gangs like these that the people of Helena have to put up with...

A bit different from the problems in other cities...

It proves that every State has their own "unique" gang problems.

They roam the streets and yards night and day.

They hang out in even the best neighborhoods!

....and you CAN NOT(legally) shoot them..








Redneck Baby Chair


Highest position in the world

Do you know who holds the highest position in the world?

President Barack Obama?
Nope.

Pope Benedict?
Nope.

The Dalai Lama?
Nope.

Do you want to see WHO that person is ?
Until Now....



Babu Sassi, a fearless young man from southern India, is the cult hero of Dubai 's army of construction workers.

Known as the "Indian on the top of the world", Babu is the crane operator at the world ' s tallest building, the 819-meter Burj Dubai.

His office, the cramped crane cab perched on top of the Burj, is also his home.

It takes too long to come down to the ground each day to make it worthwhile - although, when the building is completed, its elevators will be the world's fastest..

Stories about his daily dalliance with death are discussed in revered terms by Dubai 's workers.

Some say he has been up there for more than a year, others whisper that he's paid 30,000 dirhams ($8,168) a month compared with the average wage of 800 dirhams a month.

But everyone agrees, he's worth it - because nobody else would have the courage to do the job!


Cutest Baby Costume of 2009


Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras

New Minnesota Highways Zero Tolerance Speed Camera

With the Minniesota highway death toll continuing to increase, this will be the first year that Zero Tolerance Speed Cameras will be used. The new cameras look a bit different than normal speed surveillance cameras. I have included a photo so that you will know what to look for as you're traveling around our great state. Make sure you do not speed when approaching one. Please take this warning seriously as these new devices offer no warnings or second chances. Happy motoring!


Mexican Recliners


Cutest Pet Costume of 2009


October 28, 2009

Social Media Revolution


Peter Davies and the Elephant

This is an Incredible story!



In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from the University of Toronto .


On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.


The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.


He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.


As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.


Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.


Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.


Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.


Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Toronto Zoo with his teenaged son.


As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.


The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.


The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.


Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.


Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure.


He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.


The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.


Probably wasn't the same elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

Things You Don`t Say to your Wife


October 27, 2009

9 Things Women Say

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Five-year-old Romanian weightlifter becomes Internet star

My kid can beat up your kid!


Read Story Here:

October 26, 2009

10-foot Great White Shark bitten nearly in half by 20-foot 'monster shark'


I wouldn't to be in the water when the fish that did this comes around!

Response to Response to Two Trillion Tons Video

Last Tuesday, I posted this Response to the Two Trillion Tons Video.

A friend of my name by the name of Tom asked me to post this response to that response:

Todd, please forward this to KBJ and remind him WHO put this country in the real bad economical situation we are in. Our President is WAY in over his head. Have a GREAT week. Tom


If Bush had---

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and BUT DONT YOU THINK WE COULD COME UP WITH A LIST tacky?

If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?

If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?

If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is?

If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite?

If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?

If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?

If George W Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved?

If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer

***If anyone else would like to make a response to this, please feel free to add a comment below.

6 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen To Be True

These are kind of freaky!

http://www.cracked.com/article/171_6-creepy-urban-legends-that-happen-to-be-true-part-321/

Meet Butch Lumpkin

Hey Todd,

Maybe you're already aware of this guy, but I wanted to make sure. The similarities in your demeanor and approach to life are striking, and so admirable. I also thought your boys might like to see how this guy can play golf too.

http://www.thegolfchannel.com/golf-videos/meet-butch-lumpkin-9477/?ref=26000

Have a great day!


John