November 30, 2010

The evolution of politically correct sexual harassment

The evolution of politically correct sexual harassment

T and A, T ‘n A, T & A, T&A, T$A, TSA

(From my co-worker Jay in response to the Barney Frank TSA Post)

Barney Frank resigns from Congress to pursue dream job with TSA

The Mother of all Cajun Duck Blinds

The Cajun Duck Blind.


Were many beers consumed building this rascal?


Louisiana (of course)
3 stories- Coon Ass Duck Blind (on Bayou Self)

1st level hides 4 boats underneath and has room for 2 hunters and has 2 dog doors.

2nd level has a full kitchen with fridge, 2 stoves, electricity for lights, living room with 2 couches and satellite TV, theater seats around the "porch of the blind" to sit 14 guys comfortably. A side porch has a running toilet, a stainless steel grill for cooking whole rib-eyes for lunch and a bar to make all the Mojos and margarita machine which are hard wired to car batteries.

3rd level is the "crows nest" with room for 3. It's about 25' up in the trees and most of the time you are shooting down on the ducks.

The food scraps we throw out draw a lot of ducks and make the fishing good too.




November 29, 2010

November 28, 2010

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Happy Thanksgiving 2010


Happy Thanksgiving 2010
Shortarmguy's Diary Update for November 28, 2010



Over the River and Through the Woods to Grandmother's House We Go!  We spent Thanksgiving 2010 at the farm with Grandma Leona.  A mighty good time was had by all!


The holiday didn't start off very good when we experienced a BlowOut on I90 about an hour short of our destination.  Nothing like getting a flat tire at 10PM on Thanksgiving Eve when it's 10 degrees outside and you're stranded on the side of the road of a Dark Interstate!



We used the time to teach our boys how to keep a positive attitude during a minor crisis.  There was some stress while we awaited the tow truck to come get us, but within a couple of hours we were back on the road again riding on a fancy spare tire.  Now I know many of you will think I'm a wimp for calling for help and not changing the tire myself, but let's be realistic.  If I'd have attempted to do it myself, my family would most likely still be stuck on the side of that cold, dark highway!


So we were pretty happy to get there and enjoy an excellent Thanksgiving Dinner with loving family like Aunt Mary Ann here.  She was so excited to see us as can be confirmed by the massive smile she has on her face during this photo with the boys!


Apparently the farm has been overrun by a menacing population of kitty cats this year.  We tried to do our best to help Grandma and told her we'd all be willing to eat a couple of them for the Thanksgiving meal.  They didn't look quite right being served with the stuffing and mashed potatos, but I was pleasantly surprised that they tasted a lot more like turkey than I was expecting.



After dinner the boys went on a tractor ride and helped Uncle Jerry feed the cows.  I tagged a long and snuck some pictures of them from near one of the buildings.



I kept having this uneasy feeling until I finally turned my head and saw the problem.  these were no ordinary cows.  Their glowing eyes indicated they must have been taken over by some alien intelligence.  I got the heck out of there leaving the boys and Uncle Jerry behind to fend for themselves.  They came back to the house and didn't mention any problems, but it will be awhile before I go back there again!



On Friday, we woke up at 3am and went into Sioux Falls, South Dakota to wait in line for one of our favorite holiday traditions;  Black Friday Shopping!



We really didn't have much we wanted to shop for, but any time we have the opportunity to stand in a line that wraps all the way to the back of the building at 4am in 10 degree weather, well, we're going to take it!

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
 

Boxatronics --- 3D Box Painting

Mind Blowing Painting that makes it look like there's a real Three Dimensional Box on the wall! I'm not sure who made this video, but they're very talented.

I Want a Strand Craft Yacht!

The £17million yacht that comes with its own supercar This ultimate buy one-get-one-free offer has recently gone on the market attracting attention from all over the world.


Double trouble: The incredible 122ft super-yacht comes with its own supercar. But even if you could afford to buy; the company are only making six models and has already attracted five buyers. The luxury yacht possesses a luxurious Art Deco interior, boasts four large, double state rooms, a reception area, salon, 52' LED TV's and state-of-the art sound systems in every room - all of which can be personalized. And you will never be short of thrills as the ship can reach top speeds of 43 knots, with its twin MTU 16V000 engine, with the ability to achieve 55 knots with its optional Rolls Royce KaMeWa boosters offering a staggering 14,000hp. But not to be outdone, the super car, which is powered by a 880hp twin turbo V12 engine has a top speed of 375kmh.

The matching supercar rolling off the docked £17million yacht


Like a Bond villain's den, the interior of the superyacht as decorated in an Art Deco style.

Founder of the Swedish company Strand Craft, Kurt Strand said they had built the boat and car for the 'very wealthy'.

He said: 'We have had a lot of interest, specifically the Middle East , it was designed for people who want the best. 'It has a very futuristic design and nothing like this has ever been made before. It even has bullet proof windows.'

Mr. Strand said 'It's a very expensive boat to produce, it will be the most exclusive in the world.




Electron Microscope Photo of a Microchip in the Mouth of a Wood Ant

Quite what this industrious little wood ant is planning to do with this microchip is not known, but how appropriate it is that he appears to have a scientific interest.  Because the insect features in a stunning new book featuring the art of the coloured scanning electron micrograph - in the case of this chap magnified 22 times.


Read Full Article Here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1318795/Feeling-chipper-wood-ant-caught-bringing-science-life.html

Tim's First Christmas Joke of 2010


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The man from Maine fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The man from Illinois reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The Minnesota man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of woman's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Minnesota man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

More TSA Humor







Pregnant Turkey


One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Miss TSA 2010







This is for all my biker and off-road buddies.

I celebrated my last birthday by buying one of those all terrain 4 wheel things.

Here is a picture of me playing with it back in the back yard just recently....



Buttprints in the Sand

One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there was seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.


But then some strange prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?"
Those prints are large and round and neat,
"But Lord, they are too big for feet."


"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you along.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."


"You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt."


"Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."


-- author unknown

An Awesome Texas Hill Country Morning


I can't find my Mom.
Would it be okay if I hung around with you guys?

NOT SCARED OF THE "BIG GUYS" AT ALL ...
VERY INQUISITIVE.
AND THE HORSES DON'T SEEM TO MIND.

THE FAWN LOOKS SO SMALL.

After the horses moved on, the doe came for her fawn.
So, all is well, in case you were wondering.

How to Make a Man Wash His Hands

Police Called to Brad Childress' House This Week

The cops found an empty egg carton with broken eggs near Chillys house....1 on his house and a majority of them on the neighbors house.

Police have come to the conclusion it was Favre.

Brett Favre Shenanigans Caught on Video Tape!