March 31, 2012
March 26, 2012
March 25, 2012
Intel Solutions Summit 2012 in New Orleans
This is a video that Intel showed on the final night at the Awards Ceremony. I'm in it a couple of times, but for some reason they identify me as Dr. Bollig!
March 24, 2012
A Nice Email from Cody
Dear Todd Swank
I'm huge fan of your site and I visit it regularly. I'm emailing you right
now to ask for a favor. I was born with a condition similar to yours, I have a
short arm and four fingers on my hands just like you. What I've done is made a
product. What it is is basically my hand print put on a piece of card stock and
framed with the words "just deal with it...." written below. That is why I've
contacted you- I would much appreciate it if you put a link to my shop on your
website. Your website gets a lot of views and I've invested a lot of money into
this project. I'd be devastated if i didn't make a profit.
here is the link:
Thank you so much for taking the time to read this email, Have a nice day
:)
Sincerely,
Cody Bendickson- A.K.A Nemo
Best of Luck to You, Cody!
Todd Swank A.K.A. Shortarmguy
March 23, 2012
March 22, 2012
March 20, 2012
March 17, 2012
The Ice Is Out on Prior Lake 2012
Todd Swank Diary Entries for March 12 - March 17, 2012
The Hunger Games is the "THE BEST AMERICAN SCI-FI FILM SINCE 'THE MATRIX'"
Effects of Acetylene in a place it should not have been.
Another story about an acetylene bottle in a vehicle.
Remember this applies to any flammable gas. If you leave a
chain saw, gasoline container, etc. in an enclosed space
(your vehicle for example) and then apply any ignition
source (electricity, spark, smoke, etc.) you have the
makings of a bomb.
Remember this applies to any flammable gas. If you leave a
chain saw, gasoline container, etc. in an enclosed space
(your vehicle for example) and then apply any ignition
source (electricity, spark, smoke, etc.) you have the
makings of a bomb.
Here is what the owner said:
“So my time almost came to an end this morning... I'm very
lucky to be alive. I had an acetylene bottle in my truck, the valve was bumped so slightly and over night the truck filled with the gas. I noticed the smell, and opened the doors to air out the truck. I drove the truck out of the garage to get some more air movement. I went to roll the pass side window down and as soon as I touched the power windows. BAM - with me in the truck. I lost all hearing out of my right ear and got a
scratch on the back of my head. All things considering, I'm
alive.”
Pictures tell 1000 words.
scratch on the back of my head. All things considering, I'm
alive.”
Pictures tell 1000 words.
This One Belongs on Damn You Auto Correct!
I'm a friend of Jason Alexander. This is probably the best typo text I've received. Thought I'd share.
--Shane
