A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3-year-old grandson.  It's obvious to her that he has hi...

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend: "That's us in 10 years". He said: ...

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I  desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.  I was looking for my keys.  They w...

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital.  She timidly asked,   "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell m...

Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old .  Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wed- ...

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run...

It's so fun to be old, in love, and clueless about technology!

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there was sex after death. Their biggest fear was that...

This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida.