Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy ...

Bill Clinton has asked Paula Broadwell to write his biography.

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3-year-old grandson.  It's obvious to her that he has hi...

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but...

A man on his Harley was riding along a California  beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said,...

Two blonds were sipping their Starbucks when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod. "I'm going to do that when ...

You're An EXTREME Redneck When......   1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2.. The Blu...

Understanding Engineers #1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did ...

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend: "That's us in 10 years". He said: ...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:  “Talking Dog For Sa...

Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie ...

My wife just told me that Davy Jones from the Monkees had died. At first I thought she was joking...  Then I saw her face, now I'm ...

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I  desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.  I was looking for my keys.  They w...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each  other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The ...

The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of tho...

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in the Plumbrook Country Club, Scotland :  1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH...

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks hi...