Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Girls. Show all posts
August 26, 2012
July 29, 2012
Chuchu
This is actually a vegetable growing in Brazil called "Chuchu" pronounced shoo-shoo.
Well, well, well,....They DO grow on Trees!
Look how happy she is!
July 22, 2012
Got Home Late
Got home late last night and my wife left a message in the kitchen
Won't be late any more
July 15, 2012
June 17, 2012
The Bridge
A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.
God replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge...?"
June 11, 2012
May 6, 2012
Thought For The Day on The Secret Service Scandal
The Secret Service scandal was discovered when a disagreement on how much a prostitute wanted for her services came to light. She wanted $800.00. The Secret Service Agent offered $30.00. How ironic is it that the only person in Washington willing to cut spending gets fired?
April 15, 2012
April 14, 2012
March 24, 2012
March 4, 2012
February 29, 2012
February 23, 2012
February 4, 2012
January 30, 2012
Alyssa talking backwards.
You can say any common word to Alyssa. She will pronounce it backwards the proper way in 3 seconds or less.
January 22, 2012
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