The Two Wolves

One evening an old Cherokee Grandpa told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.


He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.

"One is Evil - It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego."

"The other is Good - It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

A Tshirt Seen at the Airport

A Sign Seen in Austin

The Prized Toyota

CPR Very Important......Please pass on

EMS has introduced trained service dogs to help cut costs.

Canines have been used for police work, search & rescue, tracking, service dogs, and a variety of other tasks.

Now they're assisting EMS and doing so at a much lower cost.

See the example below...

Breathe, damn you, breathe!

Can't Beat an Iowa Girl

A guy meets a beautiful girl and decided he wanted to marry her right away, she said, "But we don't know anything about each other.

He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along."

So she consented and they were married and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the pool when he got off his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, where he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and laid down on the towel. She said, "That was incredible!"

He said, I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started doing laps. After about thirty laps, she climbed back out and lay down on her towel hardly out of breath.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No." she said, "I was a hooker in Davenport, Iowa, and I worked both sides of the river!"

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Opera Company of Philadelphia "Flash Brindisi" at Reading Terminal Market

Reading Terminal Market, Philadelphia , Pa.

Marvelous . . . just marvelous!

On Saturday, April 24th, over 30 members of the Opera Company of Philadelphia Chorus and principal cast members from the upcoming production of La Traviata converged on the Reading Terminal Market Italian Festival. Wearing street clothes and blending in with the crowd, the artists swung into action after the first orchestral strains of the famed " Brindisi " were piped through the market, giving a rousing, surprise performance for hundreds of delighted onlookers who were there to enjoy the Italian delicacies and the everyday treats that the Reading Terminal Market has to offer. The four-minute piece won a thunderous ovation that included both laughter and tears from the audience.

Things Found in a Chinese Wal-Mart

Crocodiles.

Bulk Rice

Mixed Meat.

Orange Juice And Cooking Oil.

Frogs

you guess

Walmart Brand Spirits ($0.15)

Rib Cages.

Assorted Dried Reptiles.

Beautiful Boxes Of Liquor.

More Frogs

A Large Selection Of Chopsticks .

Ducks

Great Value Beef Granules

Mmmm...Pig Faces

Antibacterial Bikini Underwear For Men

Well ~ at least the customers don't dress weird!!

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Hot Out?

American Citizens with 'papers'!

I'm a legal American citizen and I must show my ID when:

1. Pulled over by the police.
2. Making purchases on my credit card.
3. When I show up for a doctor's appointment.
4. When filling out a credit card or loan application.
5. When applying for or renewing a driver's license or passport.
6. When applying for any kind of insurance.
7. When filling out college applications.
8. When donating blood.
9. When obtaining certain prescription drugs.
10. When making some debit purchases, especially if I'm out of state.
11. When collecting a boarding pass for airline or train travel.
12. When cashing a check at a bank or retail store.

I'm sure there are more instances, but the point is that we citizens of the USA are required to prove who we are nearly every day!

Why should people in this country illegally , be exempt ???

Why shouldn't we guard our borders as closely as every other country in the world does ???

Go ARIZONA !!!

I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe!

Bday Present from the Neighbors

My neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!

It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they misunderstood me, when I said ....

I just wanna watch!

I guess this is what separates the Hawkeyes from the Cyclones...

Dead Cow

First-year students at the Iowa State Vet school were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.  Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid.."

Judge Marsha Revel Responds To Lindsay Lohan's Court Manicure

By now, you have to have seen Lindsay Lohan's manicure that she wore to her latest court hearing.

What has been less publicized is the judge's response!