October 24, 2010
Homeless Dog In A Nativity Scene
A Nativity Scene was erected in a church yard.
During the night the folks came across this scene.
An abandoned dog was looking for a comfortable, protected place to sleep. He chose baby Jesus as his comfort. No one had the heart to send him away so he was there all night.
We should all have the good sense of this dog and curl up in Jesus' lap from time to time.
And did you notice that the dog is a "Shepherd"?
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A Real Woman
A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do...live without fear, forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most beautiful man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
It’s beer that does all that.......
Never mind.
Tiger Woods at The Ryder Cup
Mustn't look at her ass, mustn't look at her ass, mustn't look at her ass.......
PARADOXICAL THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
"Fathom the odd hypocrisy that Obama wants every citizen to prove they are Medically insured, but people don't have to prove they are citizens. "
- Ben Stein
YACHT DELIVERY
65' custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin supercharged diesel engines, etc.
$2,474,793.00
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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small group of friends:
$500.00
$2,474,793.00
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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream and music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owners' and a small group of friends:
$500.00
Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle.
$2,500/hour
(Note the owner in the stern / back of the yacht)
Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate Representatives just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork...
PRICELESS!
So, how was your day.....
Quote of the Week --- October 24, 2010
"You make the world a better place by making yourself a better person."
-- Scott Sorrell
Love is Like a Pair of Pants
From the Mad Doc:
A friend of mine was ‘smarting’ after a break up and sent me this email…
Some of the best words of wisdom (or BS) I may have come up with in a long time…which to be honest, isn’t saying much, but I chuckled…
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From: Mac [mailto:thisisfakeemailcom]
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2010 9:38 AM
To: Mad Doc
i lost it last night, found out Wendy has been seeing Bill one week after we broke up, love is bullshit, you give your heart they rip it out and stomp on it, go figure
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From: Mad Doc [mailto:xxxx@ccccc.com]
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2010 9:55 AM
To: 'Mac'
Let it go… Just got to find the one that fits that’s all…
Like a pair of pants that ride up on you…
They fit fine for a while, but after only a few hours they’re chaffing your nuts and rubbing you raw…
So, we go along, get our nuts chaffed and sometimes it spreads even to your ass, until you find that pair that just fits all the time…
Sometimes we’re the pants.
And sometimes you find out the pair of pants came from an irregular clothing outlet… you just put them back on the rack
Mad Doc
A friend of mine was ‘smarting’ after a break up and sent me this email…
Some of the best words of wisdom (or BS) I may have come up with in a long time…which to be honest, isn’t saying much, but I chuckled…
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From: Mac [mailto:thisisfakeemailcom]
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2010 9:38 AM
To: Mad Doc
i lost it last night, found out Wendy has been seeing Bill one week after we broke up, love is bullshit, you give your heart they rip it out and stomp on it, go figure
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From: Mad Doc [mailto:xxxx@ccccc.com]
Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2010 9:55 AM
To: 'Mac'
Let it go… Just got to find the one that fits that’s all…
Like a pair of pants that ride up on you…
They fit fine for a while, but after only a few hours they’re chaffing your nuts and rubbing you raw…
So, we go along, get our nuts chaffed and sometimes it spreads even to your ass, until you find that pair that just fits all the time…
Sometimes we’re the pants.
And sometimes you find out the pair of pants came from an irregular clothing outlet… you just put them back on the rack
Mad Doc
October 19, 2010
Joke: The Crowded Elevator
A group of people boarded a packed hotel elevator, a man was pushed to the rear corner. Unable to reach the panel of buttons, he called out, "Ballroom Please."
"I'm sorry," the woman in front of him said. "I didn't realize I was crowding you."
"I'm sorry," the woman in front of him said. "I didn't realize I was crowding you."
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