Planetary alignment that will take place Dec 3, 2012 is dead-on alignment with the Pyramids at Giza.
Planets inline: Mercury Venus Saturn
September 9, 2012
September 8, 2012
Great Squirrel Story
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it, fed like a baby every 4 hours.
3 months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver - and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Obituary of Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
● Knowing when to come in out of the rain
● Why the early bird gets the worm
● Life isn't always fair
● Maybe it WAS my fault
● Why the early bird gets the worm
● Life isn't always fair
● Maybe it WAS my fault
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion..
Common Sense lost the will to live when criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
● I Know My Rights
● I Want It Now
● Someone Else Is To Blame
● I'm A Victim
● I Know My Rights
● I Want It Now
● Someone Else Is To Blame
● I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Voting in Chicago
My Uncle was a staunch conservative who lived in Chicago and voted straight line Republican until the day he died.
Now, he votes Democrat.
September 3, 2012
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