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Joke of the Week
The Bride
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
Of course, madam, replied the sales clerk, exactly what type and color dress are
you looking
for? The bride to be said: A long frilly white dress with a veil. The
sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, Please don't take this the wrong way,
but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are
being married the first time for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know
what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice? Well, replied the
customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, I can assure you that a
white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my
Marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time
bride. You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died
as we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such a
terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that
wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again. What about
your third husband asked the sales clerk. That one was a Democrat, said the
woman and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and
told me how good it was going to be, but nothing ever happened.
