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April 29, 2012
The Freedom Flask. A Great Tool For Alcoholics.
Or for people who want to give the appearance that they drink their own Urine.
Well Played, Mayans. Well Played.
Kind of Weird that Dick Clark Died In the Year We Aren't Supposed To Have A New Year's Eve...
April 25, 2012
President Obama Travels To Boulder, Colorado To Get Photo Taken With Famous Shortarmguy Hand Print
Last August, my buddy Ron and I traveled to Colorado to see Krazy Kory who was living there at the time. You can read about the trip HERE.
While there, we stopped in at a bar called the Sink in Boulder, Colorado.
Apparently the tradition at the bar is to have people "Sign the Ceiling". There's a lot of signatures up there.
Since I was in Rome, I felt I should do as the Romans do and I signed the ceiling by tracing my hand on it. I added the white arrow above so you can see exactly where it is. Note the Large P in the photo because it will help you identify the location of my hand print in the next photo.
Apparently, my hand print has become quite popular for people to see. I didn't realize this until I just read that even President Obama traveled to the bar to see it and pose for pictures in front of it with some friends yesterday. Note that he's standing almost directly under the P I mentioned earlier in this story.
I just read on Yahoo, that this picture of Obama and another friend of his has even gone viral and people from all over are checking it out.
I guess I don't see what the big deal is.
I mean if he's that into it, I'd be happy to come to the white house and trace my hand on the ceiling of the Oval Office or the Lincoln Bedroom or something.
April 22, 2012
Understanding Engineers
Understanding Engineers #1
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Understanding Engineers #2
To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Understanding Engineers #3
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!" The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello George, What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime!." The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything she can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
Understanding Engineers #4
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Understanding Engineers #5
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
Understanding Engineers #6
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"
Giant Marilyn Monroe 50th Anniversary Statue Unveiled In Chicago
Lifelike "7 Year Itch" Iconic Pose Captured By Designer Seward Johnson
The project was kept in great secrecy until recently...
Providing Shelter under rain and snow...
Nail Polishing over the simulated subway grating to represent the one in the movie...
The Designer Applying the Spray Color
Finishing Touches
Amazing Attention to Detail and Realistic Flesh Tones
Wondering how the statue is able to stand on it's own weight without support?
Bride and Bridesmaids. Finding shade under the statue...
What A Fitting Tribute to Marilyn in the Windy City!
Even the Youth are Curious!
April 17, 2012
Osprey -- An Incredible Predator
I've never seen a bird shake water off like a dog does - wouldn't want to get
in the way of him when he's got his eyes locked and his talons in the
"load" position!
There are 3 sequences in this one video:
1st sequence he catches half a dozen fish in one strike.
2nd sequence he plunges talons into deep water right to the bottom to
grab his prey.
3rd sequence he captures a big old fat fish that looks as if it weighs
more than he does!
This is incredible to watch (best viewed in full screen mode)...enjoy!
There are 3 sequences in this one video:
1st sequence he catches half a dozen fish in one strike.
2nd sequence he plunges talons into deep water right to the bottom to
grab his prey.
3rd sequence he captures a big old fat fish that looks as if it weighs
more than he does!
This is incredible to watch (best viewed in full screen mode)...enjoy!
TUPAC and SNOOP Together Again!
At Coachella this weekend, DRE and Snoop had Tupac recreated
as a Hologram and he performed “Live” on stage:
April 15, 2012
Swank Family Florida Vacation 2012
Read About:
Swank Family Trip to Florida 4/2/12 - 4/10/12
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When You Thought I Wasn't Looking
WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING
A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed the
birds in winter, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good, and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hold
the door open for others and heard 'thank you' and
'you're welcome', and I learned respect for others.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be..
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,’ Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking.'
A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed the
birds in winter, and I learned that it was good to be kind
to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good, and I learned that I would have to be
responsible when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hold
the door open for others and heard 'thank you' and
'you're welcome', and I learned respect for others.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be..
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,’ Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking.'
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