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November 22, 2009

How Pumpkin Pie is Made Take 2

Quote of the Week --- November 22, 2009

You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.
- Richard David Bach

Penguin Facts

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole!!!

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

Brett Favre is just a big kid!

Brett Favre is Just a Big Kid!

God's Food Clues

It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish... All before making a human. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We're such slow learners...

God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!

God's Pharmacy! Amazing!

A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye... And YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocadoes, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of Sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells.. Today's research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous free radicals from the body.

November 21, 2009

3rd Grade Photo in Green Bay, Wisconsin

F My Life

http://www.fmylife.com/

Why it's fun to work at the Microsoft Store

Deer Hunting Game

http://www.versuscountrybagamonsterbuck.com/

Nice Email of the Week --- November 20, 2009

Hi Todd,

I just wanted to say thanks and I really enjoy your website. I've been a fan for several years and look forward to your updates. I've enjoyed watching your family go on all of your adventures. Thank you once again for taking the time to do your website, it really is a blessing to people :)

Melissa

November 20, 2009

Microsoft Partners Yawn In Chrome's General Direction

"Personally, I think it's just a lot of talk right now," said Todd Swank, vice president of marketing at Nor-Tech, a Burnsville, Minn.-based system builder. "Windows 7 has been such a successful launch that Google is probably just trying to steal some of its thunder by talking about Chrome OS."

Link to Article:
http://www.crn.com/software/221900557;jsessionid=UZGB1ABNY1PGNQE1GHRSKH4ATMY32JVN?queryText=swank

Ballmer Says Windows 7 Sales Booming

Windows 7 has already captured the attention of customers that have been sitting on the sidelines by sticking with Windows XP. "All our customers who stayed away from Vista are now asking us about Windows 7," said Todd Swank, vice president of marketing at Nor-Tech, a Burnsville, Minn.-based system builder.

Link To Article:
http://www.crn.com/software/221900389;jsessionid=UZGB1ABNY1PGNQE1GHRSKH4ATMY32JVN