Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails: New Plumber Shirts

July 15, 2012

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Todd Swank

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3D Printer Business

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Todd Swank: 25 years-experience helping businesses identify and implement technology solutions.

Currently Supporting:

Blockchain - Autonomous Data Warehouse - Artificial Intelligence (AI) -
Chatbots - Application Development & Integrations
Big Data - Integration & Management - Internet of Things (IOT)
Identity Management - Web Mobility & Portals - Security in the Cloud
Content & Experience - Infrastructure as a Service (IaaS) - Platform as a Service (PaaS)

Social Media Influencer
* 90+ LinkedIn Social Selling Index Score (SSI).
* Top 1% SSI at Oracle and in Enterprise Software.
* Ranked among the top 5% of LinkedIn Sales Navigator users in 2017
* Blogger who has averaged more than 1,000 daily page views
* YouTube channel has received more than 6 million views

Technology Industry Expert
* Member of Microsoft OEM Partner Action Committee (2007 – 2014)
* Named Microsoft PAC Chairperson (2012 - 2014)
* Quoted more than 300 times in various technology publications including CRN.com
* Partial List: https://www.crn.com/search/site/%22todd%20swank%22
* Paid consultant for clients of Gerson Lehrman Group & DeMatteo Monness

Professional Speaker
* Presented at technology forums including Virtual Comdex
* Featured speaker at various charitable fundraisers & technology industry events

Full Disclaimer: Todd’s enthusiasm is contagious!!!
Todd Swank

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