January 31, 2012

Skypark Base Jump

Just watching this video makes me nervous.  Can't imagine actually doing this!

January 30, 2012

Alyssa talking backwards.

You can say any common word to Alyssa. She will pronounce it backwards the proper way in 3 seconds or less.

January 29, 2012

Another Crazy Family Christmas Card Photo


Crazy Emails for January 29, 2012







Funny Hunter's Trailcam Prank

A guy played a practical joke on his brother's trailcam. A few weeks ago they took the memory stick out of his trailcam and added the "Photoshop enhanced" deer in the first picture. It didn't take long for the story and picture of this deer to spread like a wildfire. He was going to let it go on thru the fall, and just keep adding pictures, but he figured he'd better let his brother know that he had been punk'd, as his brother was even telling people that he thought that he'd actually seen this buck standing out in a field. Last week, he added the other pictures to his brother's trailcam. Take note of the date line on all of the pictures.












How Not To Pull Your Truck Out of the Ice


Mad Capper Saloon and Eatery


Karaoke at the Savage American Legion

New Shortarmguy Diary Post


Karaoke at the Savage American Legion

January 24, 2012

January 22, 2012

Wooderson is Back!!

I love the movie Dazed and Confused!

Matthew McConaughey played David Wooderson and he's back in this music video for the Butch Walker and the Black Widows song "Synthesizers".

Welcome Back, Wooderson!


The 2012 Minneapolis Boat Show

New Shortarmguy Diary Post


The 2012 Minneapolis Boat Show

Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails for January 22, 2012



Vote Ron Paul, Mr. President!

I wonder if this guy was taken out by the Secret Service?


Quote from the Skipper



Tit for Tat

Smack!!


The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that will help you to get an erection."


You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and tossed her the diet pills!


......almost got me killed!

The Sledding Crow

Birds Just Want To Have Fun!!
---Cyndi Lauper


Golf Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in the Plumbrook Country Club, Scotland : 


1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU 
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES . 


 WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Packers Giant Recall

For those of you not pleased with the outcome of the Packers/Giants game last Sunday, I would, on your behalf, like to file a petition with the NFL to recall the New York Giants. The Giants should be forced to play the Packers in an NFC Divisional Playoff game again and again until the desired results are acquired. Please, feel free to sign the petition as many times as you’d like. You are also encouraged to sign the names of the deceased, cartoon characters, historical tyrants, Hollywood liberals, Bears fans, and unsuspecting Giants fans at as many recall stations as possible. Let’s band together; throw a fit, and maybe, just maybe we’ll get our way.

Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut

In 2009, Casey Pugh asked thousands of Internet users to remake "Star Wars: A New Hope" into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.


January 18, 2012

January 17, 2012

January 15, 2012

New Todd Swank Diary Entries for January 15, 2012

The Poop Snake

From CDBSmithy2 on Youtube

Where does all the poop go in Dubai? Millions of people and no sewers, just holding tanks and "poop" trucks. We found this lineup out on the highway and never found the end of it. We asked the drivers and they had been there for 3 days. Maybe why they now just dump it in the ocean and the beaches are closed. Listen closely....


Actual Family Christmas Cards