September 27, 2009

Ed and Helen

Ed returns from the doctor and tells Helen that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Ed asks Helen for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, Ed goes to Helen and says,

'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?'

Of course, Helen agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as Ed gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches Helen's shoulder and asks,'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'

Helen says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.

After this session, Helen rolls over and falls to sleep. Ed, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.Ed taps Helen on the back, who rouses.

'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.Do you think we could...'

At this point Helen sits up and says,

'Listen Ed, enough is enoughI have to get up in the morning... you don't.'