On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my bottle of Rolling Rock, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied,
"I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
Running Out of Summer and Straight Back Into Reality
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Running Out of Summer and Straight Back Into Reality
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for August 31, 2025
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