May 26, 2010

Governors of two states jogging with their dogs along a trail.

Governors of two states jogging with their dogs along a trail. 

Coyote jumps out and starts to attack dog:
 In California:

 #1. Governor starts to intervene and then realizes he  should stop; the coyote is doing what is natural. 
 #2. Call animal control. Animal control captures  coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it. 
 #3. Call Vet. Veterinarian collects dead dog   and spends $200 testing it for diseases. 
 #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3500  getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting bite wound  bandaged. 
 #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while  wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is  clear of dangerous animals. 
 #6. Governor spends $50,000 and starts a coyote  awareness program for people who live in the area. 
 #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating  how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate it. 
 #8. Governor’s security agent fired for not stopping  the attack and letting the Governor try to intervene. 
 #9. Cost $75,000 to train new security agent. 
 #10. PETA protests the relocation of the coyote.

In Texas: 
 #1. Governor spends $1.23 on a .380 ACP Gold Dot  Hollow Point Bullet and he and the dog keep jogging. 
 And we wonder why California is BROKE… 

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