Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and....... OH, MY GOD !'
Silence followed.
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'
One Irish passenger yelled....
'For f*#k's sake ......... you should see the back of mine!!!'
Clear Lake, Full Sun, Can’t Golf
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Clear Lake, Full Sun, Can’t Golf
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for May 11, 2025
On Saturday, I rolled back into Clear Lake to catch up with a couple of my ...
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