June 5, 2010

The Young Woman on the Train

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns flirty.

Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs.

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10, I will show you my thighs," and men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her undies.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit hot and excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, "If each of you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

Naturally, all three fork over the money, and then the girl turns to the window and points to a hospital in the distance and says, "There it is, Blake Medical Center!"