A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said,
"My dog's
cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes.
"Hmm," says the vet, "I'm going to have to put him
down"
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man
.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
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