November 22, 2010

NEW TSA SLOGANS

Grope discounts available.

Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants.

If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.

Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.

Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.

Wanna fly? Drop your fly.

We are now free to move about your pants

We rub you the wrong way, so you won't fly the wrong way.

It's not a grope; it's a freedom pat.

When in doubt, we'll have you whip it out.

TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'

You WERE a virgin.

We handle more packages than the UPS

Stroke of the hand, law of the land

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem

Cough

Can you feel me now?

When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette