Alabama:
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska :
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona :
But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas :
Literacy Ain't Everything
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California :
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic
Than Your Honda
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Colorado :
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut :
Like Massachusetts , Only The Kennedys
Don't Own It yet
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Delaware :
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida :
Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia :
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii :
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
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Idaho :
More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not,
But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois :
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana :
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa :
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas :
First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky :
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana :
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine :
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland :
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Massachusetts :
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's (For
Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan :
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
and Ohio
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Minnesota :
10,000 Lakes..And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi :
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri :
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana :
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unibomber,
Right-wing Crazies, Yellowstone, Buffalo , Elk, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska :
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada :
Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire :
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey :
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got
Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
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New Mexico :
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York :
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney..
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North Carolina :
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota :
We Really Are One of The 50 States!
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Ohio :
At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma :
Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon :
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania :
Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island :
We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina :
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota :
Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee : The Educashun State
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Texas :
Sí, Hablo Ingles
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Utah :
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont :
Yep
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Virginia :
Who Says Government Stiffs and
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington :
We have more rain than you do
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Washington , D.C. :
Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia :
One Big Happy Family...Really!
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Wisconsin :
Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming :
Where Men Are Men...And The Sheep Are Scared
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