November 28, 2009

Kid's Letters To God

Dear God,



Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter.


There is nothing good in there now.


Ginny


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Dear God,


Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy.


I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.


Joyce


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Dear Mr. God,


I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart.


I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.


Janet


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Dear God,


If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.


Denise


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Dear God,


It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway.


Your friend


(I am not going to tell you who I am).


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Dear God,


I read the Bible. What does begat mean?


Nobody will tell me.


Love, Alison


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Dear God,


How did you know you were God?


Charlene


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Dear God,


Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?


Anita


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Dear God,


I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.


There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.


Nan


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Dear God:


Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You,


because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.


Darla


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Dear God,


I like the story about Chanuka the best of all of them.


You really made up some good ones.


Glenn


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Dear God,


My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy.


How far back do you go?


Love, Dennis


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Dear God,


Who draws the lines around the countries?


Nan


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Dear God,


It's o.k. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?


Arnold


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Dear God,


Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?


Norma


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Dear God,


In Bible times did they really talk that fancy?


Jennifer


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Dear God,


What does it mean you are a jealous God?


I thought you had everything.


Jane


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Dear God,


How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?


Seymour


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Dear God,


Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.


Peter


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Dear God,


Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms.


It works with my brother.


Larry


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Dear God,


I keep waiting for spring but it never did come yet.


Don't forget.


Mark


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Dear God,


You don't have to worry about me.


I always look both ways.


Dean


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Dear God,


My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.


Marsha


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Dear God,


If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.


Mickey D.


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Dear God,


Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?


Donny


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Dear God,


In Sunday School they told us what you do.


Who does it when you are on Vacation?


Jane


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Dear God,


We read Thomas Edison made light.


But in Sunday School they said you did it.


So I bet he stoled your Idea.


Sincerely,


Donna


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Dear God,


I do not think anybody could be a better God.


Well, I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God and I`m Not sucking up!


Charles


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Dear God,


It is great the way you always get the Stars in the right places.


Jeff


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Dear God,


I am doing the best I can.


Frank


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Dear God,


I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.


That was Cool.


Eugene


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Dear God,


I thank my Lucky Stars everyday there is you....Nobody listens to me here!


Love, Judy

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