November 23, 2009

Top 10 Country Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine


9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few


8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me


7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'


6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win


5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here


4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him


3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger


2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer


And the Number One Country & Western song is...


1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day