Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.
"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.
"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business!"
Easter in Minnesota: Bring a Coat
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Easter in Minnesota: Bring a Coat
Todd Swank's Diary Entry for April 20, 2025
We spent Sunday at Target Center watching the Timberwolves close out the ...
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