April 4, 2010

If I Were To Die Suddenly.....

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some asshole using my stuff. . ."

She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"