August 11, 2010

I Slide for Slater!

From a friend of Shortarmguy, Miss July

JetBlue attendant Steven Slater! When his plane touched down at JFK, an entitled douchebag removed her luggage from the overhead bin while it was still rolling to the gate. Slater told the jerk to wait but the jerk called Slater an asshole MotherF`er then hit Slater with his luggage.

Slater's handling of the situation is commendable:

Slater got on the plane's public address system and yelled:

"To the passenger who called me a (expletive), (expletive) you. I've been in the business 28 years. I've had it. That's it."

Sources said Slater then grabbed some beer from the plane, deployed the inflatable emergency slide, and took off in his car parked in an employee lot only later to be arrested ....

My old neighbor had a bumper sticker that read,

"Flight attendants are here to save your ass, not kiss it."

See what facebook people are saying about it:

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Jet Blue Song: The Ballad of Steven Slater : Season 1 - Episode 294

Jimmy performs an original tribute to JetBlue's Steve Slater.

I Slide for Slater!


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