August 15, 2010

The Old Naked Sunbather


An old man was sunbathing naked at the beach.  For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering,


"If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."


He raised an eyebrow and replied,


"If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."