HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of /Guns & Ammo Magazine
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of /Guns & Ammo Magazine
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter
haha im sure anyone would not take his risk entering the house...aside from home CCTV, dogs are great home security
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