June 5, 2011

Subliminal Message Cologne

Yes, I wear cologne. I enjoy the compliments and most women appreciate a small amount of cologne on a man. So I shell out a few pennies for a overpriced little bottle of cologne that was recommended by a lady friend.

Now I realize, being single, I am going home at the end of the night -ALONE-

9 out of 10 times.

It's just the way it is...

But Dammit, does the bottle HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THE FACT I'M SINGLE!?