October 24, 2010

Love is Like a Pair of Pants

From the Mad Doc:

A friend of mine was ‘smarting’ after a break up and sent me this email…

Some of the best words of wisdom (or BS) I may have come up with in a long time…which to be honest, isn’t saying much, but I chuckled…
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From: Mac [mailto:thisisfakeemailcom]


Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2010 9:38 AM


To: Mad Doc

i lost it last night, found out Wendy has been seeing Bill one week after we broke up, love is bullshit, you give your heart they rip it out and stomp on it, go figure

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From: Mad Doc [mailto:xxxx@ccccc.com]


Sent: Sunday, October 24, 2010 9:55 AM


To: 'Mac'


Let it go… Just got to find the one that fits that’s all…


Like a pair of pants that ride up on you…


They fit fine for a while, but after only a few hours they’re chaffing your nuts and rubbing you raw…


So, we go along, get our nuts chaffed and sometimes it spreads even to your ass, until you find that pair that just fits all the time…

Sometimes we’re the pants.

And sometimes you find out the pair of pants came from an irregular clothing outlet… you just put them back on the rack


Mad Doc